Today, I wrote my Oscar acceptance speech.

Presumptuous, I know.

But I’m hoping against all hope that someday I will be able to even consider drafting one up to leave in my evening gown boob strap while I watch a movie starring Meryl Streep actually win. 

And don’t worry. You all will be thanked. As Char advised me to say, “I’d like to thank all my friends who are doctors.” That should do it. 

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5 thoughts on “Today, I wrote my Oscar acceptance speech.

  1. Not presumptuous! I believe the appropriate sports metaphor here is, “You’ve got to BE the BALL.” … actually, that’s not quite right, either. Anyways, can’t wait to hear it! 🙂

  2. LOL! (About saying ‘I’d like to thank all of my friends who are doctors.’) I believe in you, Markie. Charkie and I know other people who have made their way in Hollywood after college, and we think you can too.

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